"Like, I was always the fifth-funniest person of my friends. There was Amos, he was like the No. 1 funny guy, and there was a pecking order, and I was five. When I’m on the set and someone asks, “What do you think, Jason?,” I’m like, “I should text my friend from high school, ‘cause he would know the real funny. I’m just doing the five funny."
— Jason Schwartzman. From my interview “Jason Schwartzman continues ‘Bored to Death,’ excitedly,” L.A. Times, 10/31/10